Monday, 2 June 2008

To marry or not to marry???

Let us read through this and think about it... ;)

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : "Nothing."
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an
Husband : "I was looking for the expiry date."

Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife : "Yes or no."

Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and
the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be
greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries
or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

Son: "Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my
seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

Girl to her boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever..."
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"


So do you wanna get married now??? ;)


Huei said...

yeah..but not to those men! =P kekekeke

cc said...

Oh too late, already married. Haha.