Saturday 26 January 2008

Wakakakakaaaaaaa!!!

Am I copywriting??? Anyway a friend send this to me, and I feel it is very meaningful and a good laugh guareented. Well, lets read through, ok??? ;)

Ai Peanut Boh???

Ah Beng is a bus driver;
One day got this old folks home "pao" his busfor a day trip to Pulau Ketam.
Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.
In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...
Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eatpeanut ai mai?"
Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!"
Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts...
about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...
Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eatpeanut ai mai?"
Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!"
To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then AhBeng finally asks Grandma Sue...
Ah Beng: "Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?"
Grandma: "No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!"
Ah Beng: "Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?"
Grandma: "No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ahma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate aroundthe peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!"

Wakakakakaaaaa!!!


The Good Husband

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, 'Son... What happened last night?' 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when youran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!'

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirin $0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.. 'Priceless!


Well, hope that really makes your day. Happy weekend......... ;)


Thursday 24 January 2008

Spring cleaning............

Haiya, sorry for my lack of update lately... Been busy with some spring cleaning for Chinese New Year... No, its not spring cleaning for my house but spring cleaning for my PETS HOUSE!!! Well, here is it, some photo shots about my pets.........


Do I scares you all????????? ;)


Monday 21 January 2008

Do I spare the rod???

DQ tagged me on a beautiful Sunday... Btw DQ, why u call me taikor???
*WWH been thinking deep deep* Do I spare the rod??? Well... until today, to be frankly with you all parents out there, I only will take the rod out to scare her only ( the elder one which is only 2 years plus ), but not the younger one cause she is just only going to be 8 months old.........

Normally I will be the bad guy, with all the scolding, beating with my hand, open my eyes big big to let her know that I'm angry...etc... You know, all this kinda tricks... but it is the other way round for my wifey. She will be the one who will talk to them nicely, make them understand, having ALOT of patience with them... But when sometimes comes the time where this lil BIG princess didn't listen to what mummy says, and keep on crying or maybe rolling on the floor from the hall to the kitchen, this is the time where this so called "TAIKOR" will come into action. Normally its works, she will stop from all what she is doing and than will run and seek for shelter from mummy... Sometimes I will take out the rod, hold her hand and pretend want to beat her, but sometimes she will like "come lah daddy, wack me lah" those kinda face you know... So, what to do, have to wack loh, but NEVER in my life up to now I've wack her before with the rod... All the time the rod will land on my OWN HAND!!! *Ouch* Thats really hurt I tell you...

For the lil SMALL princess, is not time yet to show her the rod... I've tried once, showing her the rod and guess what, it end up she is the one who is holding the rod and wacking daddy back!!! Haiyo... she still a baby... ;o)
I really salute my wifey, she got all the patiences with both of them... What makes me say so, cause everytime when they make noise or "lau kai" whereby it is the non stop type, I will be the one who will "EXPLODE" first... And I dare to say that so far my wifey only exploded once whereby the lil BIG princess wack the lil SMALL princess with the rod!!! That is the only time I saw my wifey exploded......... Wow, never see her explode like this before man!!! Scary!!!

Really taking the rod and really wacking them I think is not the time yet, cause they are still so young, maybe when they reach the age of 5 and above then only the rodwill be usefull!!!!!!!!!

OK, I've done my tag... Now I will past the baton to...........

HAHAHA!!! CAUGHT YOU!!! DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO MAKE DON'T KNOW THERE... I TAGGED YOU!!!!!!!!!

Thursday 17 January 2008

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Tuesday 15 January 2008

Need help urgently!!!

TIU!!!
Thats the only word that can come out from my lips!!! You know what??? Cause there are so many things need to be done, to be completed, to meet the dead line, etc etc etc... and yet there are so little time been given!!! What the heck lah!!! Sometimes really hope that there are more than 24 hours aday, which automatically the working time will be longer, and sometimes do really hope that we, human, need lesser sleep and rest, thus got more time to do work... But it is not the case that we are the machines, whereby can be working 24/7/365...
So ,whats is the conclusion??? Hmm... yeah I know it!!! Sleep more, eat more, work more!!!

TIU!!!

Saturday 12 January 2008

D40 edited version...

These are some of the edited photos that I've taken earlier... I've tried my best to do out this kinda effect using some microsoft office tool and some other kind of photo shops editor... What do u think bout it???




Done!!! So, what do you think about it??? Where need to improve more??? Comment please........

Thursday 10 January 2008

The 1...

The One...

I have One...

You have One...

Your mother uses your father's One...

Your auntie uses your uncle's One...

A married lady will acquire One...

But a divorce lady will lose her One...

Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer One...

Michael J. Fox has a short One...

Madonna doesn't has One...

The Chinese usually have a short Ones...

While the Indian usually have a long Ones...

Do you have One???

How long is your One???

Which One is your preffered One???

So what is The One???

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What are you thinking of???

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Your surname la!!! What else???

Anyway... I like the way you think.........

Wakakakakakakakaka!!! I Got Cha!!!

Sunday 6 January 2008

19.3 million ringgit!!!

Thats it!!!
No more hope!!!
Jackpot busted at RM19.3 million!!!
Busted on 5/1/2008 draw!!!
Who is that lucky winner???
How he or she can take it when the number on its winning ticket matches the winning number on the results today???
Haiyoyo!!!!!!!!!
Be tahan edi.........





Friday 4 January 2008

Update on D40...

Hahaha!!! Tried some new shots while went to KLCC for a short trip on the new year day... Well here there are.........

KLCC view from the bottom...


Refelection of the KLCC...




Another reflection shot...

A busy street in Bukit Bintang.


Hah!!! I dyed my hair!!!

Well, its 1.30 am edi, wanna sleep edi... G9......... * yawn*........