Saturday, 26 January 2008

Wakakakakaaaaaaa!!!

Am I copywriting??? Anyway a friend send this to me, and I feel it is very meaningful and a good laugh guareented. Well, lets read through, ok??? ;)

Ai Peanut Boh???

Ah Beng is a bus driver;
One day got this old folks home "pao" his busfor a day trip to Pulau Ketam.
Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.
In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...
Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eatpeanut ai mai?"
Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!"
Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts...
about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...
Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eatpeanut ai mai?"
Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!"
To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then AhBeng finally asks Grandma Sue...
Ah Beng: "Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?"
Grandma: "No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!"
Ah Beng: "Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?"
Grandma: "No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ahma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate aroundthe peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!"

Wakakakakaaaaa!!!


The Good Husband

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, 'Son... What happened last night?' 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when youran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!'

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirin $0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.. 'Priceless!


Well, hope that really makes your day. Happy weekend......... ;)


8 comments:

Kopi Soh said...

LOL you certainly made my day, tenkiu, wa boh bey peanuts at the kopitiam wan so em sai kia.

may said...

hahaha! I've read both of them before, still quite funny re-reading them again.

(thank gawd I don't quite like peanuts... make sure the yam cake you cook got none, ok!)

W_W_H said...

kopisoh : is ok is ok is ok... wa chai lu boh bey peanuts at the kopitiam... be hiau kin, wa bey, ok??? hahaha.....

may : HAHAHAHAHA!!! the yam cake no need to add the peanut wan, dun worry miss may... ;)

Huei said...

wuahahahaahhahha

got so good mia husband wan meh??? =P

and the peanuts..mmmm..next time i duwan eat peanuts anymore liao!!! heheheh

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

I love peanut! Ok will reject peanut if offer by old lady!!! Young lady offer her peanut I still take!
The second wan hubby so good arrr???
Have a nice day & happy CNY!!!

W_W_H said...

huei : got, y dun have good husbad lidat wan... sure got wan!!!

dun wanna eat peanut arr??? sure or not??? hehehe...

ang moh : young lady peanut u take arr??? wat if not so young not so old lady leh... how???

u say got so good husband wan or not leh... ;)

Kopi Soh said...

Eh tar por, ang, laupeh how kam boh update eh? Mana eh sai? Boh eng si boh?

W_W_H said...

kopisoh : haiya kopisoh, chin leh, this tar poh, ang and lau peh relli boh eng lah... temporary lah... will update soon, stick with me yah kopisoh... ;)