Aaahhhhh............. finally the peak period has gone. From no time to pangsai, now I can choose the time when I wanna go to pangsai... :0 Wakakakaka.........

For the past 1 month time, its no other than work, sleep, work, sleep and work and sleep... Even til the extend that I'm only able to see my 2 lil angels while they were asleep. Gone to work by 8am, whereby they haven't get up... reached home by 12 am, whereby they already fall asleep... The other day, when I got a chance to look at my lil 2nd one, she dun wanna let me to 'dukung' her... keep on hiding her face behind mummy's head... After some pujuk pujuk, which last for 1/2 an hour, finally she let me to carry her again... *phew* Lucky the elder one got no problem in recognising her daddy...

Last 2 week, I've meet with an accident while on the way to work. It was a raining day, passing through a small town called Lukut before reaching Port Dickson. The road was slipery, with plenty of wet spot all the way... Reaching the traffic light at the main Lukut town junction, just opposite the 7-11 store, and there this traffic light start to blink. As you know, nowadays the 3 coloured light will blink 5 to 6 times before it changes from green to yellow right. So this car in front of me ( a local produced car ) applied an emergency break when the green light started to blink for the 1st time!!! Can you imagine it!!! I was doing at about 60 kmph... Seeing that fellow already stopped even though his car is in the middle of the cross road, with so little space for me to turn left or right and so little distance for me to stop... so the only solution available is to kiss his ass and so i did so!!! *BANG*!!! And there goes his bumper half way into the backseat, and my car... the number plate already reached the manifold of the engine...

Damn it!!! Me hantam belakang, repot talak boleh... sure kena saman. Mau bayar pakai poket sendiri, mesti more "kaw" than kopi o kosong. Jialat loh!!!!!!!!! What to do, settle on the spot loh...

Me kena hantam on friday, hati talak puas, saturday and sunday pergi cari uncle MKT, hantam sama dia "kaw kaw"... in the end apa pun tadak!!! TNS!!!

Than another story goes like this. Last monday, there is this guy came up to my door step with a BIG smile on his face telling my wife and I that we had won a Toyota Camry!!! Somemore is the latest model wan!!! Wuah... So nice arr???

But wait a minute... we didn't join any contest, didn't involve in any "Gores dan Menang" act... than how come we won this leh??? Very big suspicious on top of our both head... Than I started to question him...

Where your company from arr??? KL

Who is the big tauke arr??? Mat Salleh

How come I can win wan arr??? No slogan, no Q n A, it is just pure luck!!! ( sibeh siok man lidat )

Any proof all this is genuine??? Unker see this newpaper cut lah, is Pak Lah in the photo with my big tauke the mat salleh fellow you see... shaking hand somemore...

How I can claim my prize leh??? No worry unker, once u say u accept the prize, we will send it to your door step in 15 minutes time.........

What if I dun wan the prize leh??? Ohh, lidat cannot oredi loh... unker must accept wan loh. Is your prize mah unker... Free wan oso dun wan arr???

Ok, like this lah... now I dun wan the prize, what if I give the prize to you... Toyota Camry woh... brand new somemore woh... new model somemore woh.. ok arr??? Err.. err... cannot lidat wan unker.. is your prize mah...

Ok lah, I dun wan the prize... i got my old car oredi... petrol very expensive nowadays, cannot afford to drive so big car... can exchange for money arr??? maybe 50% of the car value??? I can give you 10% also...

Ok lah unker, you dun wan nevermind... err eerrrr..... can i use your phone to call my fren to come and pick me up arr???

Nevermind lah, I help you to call the police and come and pick you up ok??? Errr.... nevermind unker, thank you very much arr..............

Than this fellow walk quick quick away, like his ass kena on fire lidat... Where got meaning wan like this kinda thing right??? If you say you give me free petrol than ok lah...

Siau!!!