ONE word...

CC, being such a nice lady, tagged me with this 1 word answer to all the questions in the Q list... OK, here we go...

1. Where is your cellphone? Pouch
2. Your significant other? Garage
3. Your hair? Black
4. Your mother? Great
5. Your father? Best
6. Your favorite thing? Cars
7. Your dream last night? Waterfall
8. Your favorite drink? Heineken
9. Your dream/goal? Rich
10. The room your are in? Toilet
11. Your hobby? Travelling
12. Your fear? Broke!!!
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Err......
14. What you're not? Revenge!!!
15. Muffins? Chocolates...
16. One of your wish list items? D300
17. Where you grew up? Home...
18. The last thing you did? Facebook!!!
19. What are you wearing? Thong!!!???
20. Favorite gadget? dSLR
21. Your pets? Flowerhorn
22. Your computer? Acer
23. Your mood? Swinging!!!
24. Missing someone? YES!!!!!!
25. Your car? Toyota
26. Something you are not wearing? BRA!!!
27. Favorite store? Nightmarket!!!
28. Like someone? Ohhhhhh..... YES!!!
29. Your favorites colour? Redlow (red plus yellow lah!!!)
30. When is the last time you laugh? Now...
31. Last time your cried? Now...

Done!!!

Huei, Clare and DQ are tagged!!! Theheheeeee... ;)

Most simplest tag!!!

Even though I've been blogging less lately, Miss DQ still remember me this lil taikor from west Malaysia living in a small town, and by showing that she do remember this taikor, she tagged me!!! But anyhow, this tag seems to be the most simplest tag of all time... ( if I'm not wrong )

It is just some copying and pasting, and than just add in your blog link at the bottom and than......... TAG OTHER PERSON!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! i like tagging people!!! ;)

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This is the easy way and the fastest way to :

1. Make your Authority Technorati explode.
2. Increase your Google Page Rank.
3. Get more traffic to your blog.
4. Make more new friends.Rules :

1. Start copy from “Begin Copy” until “End Copy” to your blog.
2. Put your own blog name and link.
3. Tag and link your friends as much as you can.

Picturing of Life
Juliana’s Site
Shower Your Children With Love - The Right Way
Life’s a journey, not a destination
Simple Life
Life is beautiful;
Life is love
Lovely Mummy
Lemonjude
Faith,Hope,Love
Newife Blog
Good things in life……
the Guru-Guru life…
ezooone@seweng
Emelda
Unpretentious Me
Daniel’s Ground
大爺手札
～※ ♡ 靓靓๑花花世界 ♡ ※～
〖春夏秋冬〗【四季旺季】ღ迎迎ღ
-∵åh-†ёh²∴-Pursuit of HAPPYness.分享喜悦-
Pig<(-(00)-)>Pig
Always A Surprise
Let's Escape
Jobless Centre
Somebody Has To Be...
Dancing Queen
the life of a Man, a Husband and a Father...

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Simple right!!!!!!!!! Well, let me see who will be the next person(s)......... * evil grin *

Dead Boredom Seeking Freedom
Cocka Doodle
Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla

Me as a tar poh, ang and LAU PEH!!!

She taged me... As you can see in the title up there... Being a father is not an easy job here, and I'm telling you all these cause one day you will be in my shoes, as a mum or a dad. And for those who already being one of them, you know what I mean right... Well, wish me all the best... ;)

Princess 1 : Dade........ Buy mum mum!!!

Daddy : Ok, come lets go... ( off we go to a nearby coffee shop... )

Princess 1 : Dadee......... Want to drink neen neen.............

Daddy : Ok... you wait here hah... watch mickey mouse first ok... daddy go and make milk for you ok......... ( Off daddy went to the kitchen to make milk for princess )

Princess 2 : Uuuuuuaaaaaaawwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Princess 1 : Daddeeeeeeee.................. mei mei emm emm!!!!!!!!! ( pangsai edi )

Daddy : Okokok................. ( off daddy go to toilet to get wet tissue and new napkin )

Princess 2 : UUUUUUUUUaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Daddy : * go and check wats happening to lil angel 2* ( check for wet napkin, emm emm, chut chut, neen neen time...etc )

Princess 1 : UUUaaawwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Princess 2 : UUUaaawwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Queen : AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Daddy : * Run away fast fast in his old junk!!! Tekan kuat kuat itu pedal minyak!!!*


Done this tag!!!

Do I spare the rod???

DQ tagged me on a beautiful Sunday... Btw DQ, why u call me taikor???

*WWH been thinking deep deep* Do I spare the rod??? Well... until today, to be frankly with you all parents out there, I only will take the rod out to scare her only ( the elder one which is only 2 years plus ), but not the younger one cause she is just only going to be 8 months old.........

Normally I will be the bad guy, with all the scolding, beating with my hand, open my eyes big big to let her know that I'm angry...etc... You know, all this kinda tricks... but it is the other way round for my wifey. She will be the one who will talk to them nicely, make them understand, having ALOT of patience with them... But when sometimes comes the time where this lil BIG princess didn't listen to what mummy says, and keep on crying or maybe rolling on the floor from the hall to the kitchen, this is the time where this so called "TAIKOR" will come into action. Normally its works, she will stop from all what she is doing and than will run and seek for shelter from mummy... Sometimes I will take out the rod, hold her hand and pretend want to beat her, but sometimes she will like "come lah daddy, wack me lah" those kinda face you know... So, what to do, have to wack loh, but NEVER in my life up to now I've wack her before with the rod... All the time the rod will land on my OWN HAND!!! *Ouch* Thats really hurt I tell you...

For the lil SMALL princess, is not time yet to show her the rod... I've tried once, showing her the rod and guess what, it end up she is the one who is holding the rod and wacking daddy back!!! Haiyo... she still a baby... ;o)

I really salute my wifey, she got all the patiences with both of them... What makes me say so, cause everytime when they make noise or "lau kai" whereby it is the non stop type, I will be the one who will "EXPLODE" first... And I dare to say that so far my wifey only exploded once whereby the lil BIG princess wack the lil SMALL princess with the rod!!! That is the only time I saw my wifey exploded......... Wow, never see her explode like this before man!!! Scary!!!

Really taking the rod and really wacking them I think is not the time yet, cause they are still so young, maybe when they reach the age of 5 and above then only the rodwill be usefull!!!!!!!!!

OK, I've done my tag... Now I will past the baton to...........

HAHAHA!!! CAUGHT YOU!!! DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO MAKE DON'T KNOW THERE... I TAGGED YOU!!!!!!!!!

8 "Tulan" Questions & Statements.

Got tagged by Kampua Talk!!! Its all about question and statement that I hate to answer and hear... Ok here it goes, 8 stupid questions and statement that I hated most!!!

1. Why are you looking at me while you are talking to me???

Come on lah, if not than are you expecting me to look at someone else while talking
to you???

2. Yes boss, can I help you???

Do I look like your boss??? Most of the time when I step into any shop this will
be the normal kind of greetings from the shop asst. Do I really look like your
boss meh??? I didn't pay your salary anyway...

3. Are you on diet???

If I eat less, didn't mean that I'm on diet right???

4. Good morning sir. I'm calling from 'xxx' insurance company and can you give
me 5 to 10 minutes to explain our new policies to you. You might be very
interested on it.

Haiya, sorry lah. Me 'boh eng' lah. Call me back next time ok. Bye... ;)

5. "The number you have dailed is currently not available. Please try again later."

Hey, what for you carrying a handphone if cannot be contact most of the time!!! Lidat better don't use lah, save up your money too...

6. "Encik, ini encik kena fill in this form dulu than datang balik sini untuk
apply at this counter."

What kind of language is he or she is talking??? Abit malay, abit english, very confusing lah. Or maybe he or she is trying to show of his or her skill in talking both language at the same time? Tiu!

7. "Haiya, your one where good one. My one much more better than yours. You
know mine wan hoh make in 'XXX' company wan you know..."

You like lah my friend, as long you happy with it. I got no intention of want to compete with you. "LU SUKA LAH!!!"

8. "You called my handphone arr???"

If MY number already on your handphone under the "MISSED CALL" folder, than other than ME that call you, who else lah you say!!! Siao!!!


Done. Completed your tag Clare. Anyone else who want to do this tag, by all means go ahead. Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....................!!!

Peace!!!

I'm $1,000,000 Richer!!!

Ah Huei arr, where is my money huh??? Which bank account you have bank in??? Got tag by her!!! Revenge arr you??? muahaha!!!

Instructions :
**Start Copy**
Proposition: If you Have $1,000,000.00…………………………
Requirements: continue above sentences

Tag Mode: 5 blogger
1st - You leave their blog and post link and add to the list below.
2nd - Let the blogger you want to tag know they been tagged by comment in their blog or etc.
What They Do With Their $1 Million1.

1. SYH will spend for Family.
2. Miche will give to the needy.
3. Montessorimum will keepsake
4. Lovely Mummy will spend & save
5. MummyInVain will fullyutilise
6. Babyfiona will buy house and open business
7. Huei will open an Animal Shelter and petshop.

IF I had a million dollars, I would...

1. First I will settle all my loans ( 10% ) ( cars, house, credit cards ) which i see will never ends. Shit!!!

2. I will buy another BIGGER house. ( 10% ) ( never learn!!! )

3. Do investment of course, with the market is so good nowadays! Yeehaaaa!!! ( 20% )

4. Parents and parents in law lah for sure, kenot forget them wan. ( 20% )

5. Keep it for my family future use. ( 30% ) ( studies lah, this lah, that lah... )

6. Last but not least, do charity and donation loh. ( 10% ) ( i'm very generous wan u know )

Wow, 1 million and thats it??? Seems like can't do anything much also heh. ( try to see if you got 1 million!!! peng 9 san liao )

Ok, here comes the next millionaire!!!!!!!!!


1. Sasha ( you used to tag me!!! muahahahaha, enjoy!!! )

2. Janicepa ( money face liao you )

3. Ang Moh ( lets go to UK watch 22 people kick 1 ball ok arr??? )

4. My Lou Poh ( so she can get richer also loh )

5. My Daughters ( greedy FATHER!!! )


Peace!!!

What I Hate The Most!!!

I can't sleep. Its 1.30 am and I can't SLEEP!!! Anyway, got tagged by Sasha on WHAT I HATE THE MOST!!! Hmm...... let me see...

1. I HATE rats. ( their weird looking tails )

2. I HATE lizards. ( which it always shits on your house walls )

3. I HATE worms. ( don't like the way they wiggly )


Muahahahahaaaaaa............. is my turn now to tag others. Be very sked I tell you..

1. Ah Huei
2. Ah Pek
3. Ah Janicepa

Don't angry yah, hehehe... PEACE!!!

Tagged!!!!!!!!!......... again...Me Weird

Am I WEIRD??? Am I??? Some people say yes, some people say no... I wonder. Anyway, to answer Sasha's tag on me...... again...!!! Here it goes......... and its up to you all to judge on me k???

1. I like to talk to myself, everywhere, whenever there is something that came across my mind that need to be speak out!!!
2. I love to drink ( get mabuk ) alone, and I hate to be accompanied by others when I'm sober.
3. My wife always says that I like to act like a small kid, which I used to do it infront of my angels. ;)
4. Same like Sasha, goose bump all over my body when I see worms, cacing...etc, but I killed all the "kat chat" ( cockroach ) with my bare-hand!!!
5. Everytime when I came across any police car, police traffice... anything got to do with the enforcement officer when I'm driving, I'm veli sked that they are actually chasing after me, even though that I didn't do anything wrong. How come leh???
6. People says that I used to laugh very loud, even though on just a very not so funny thing. Is that you called it weird arr???

Now my tag have been answered, and it is my turn now to tag other people !!! Muahahahaha......... be very sked I tell you, be very sked........

1. KK Yee
2. Ah Pek
3. Julee
4. Janicepa

Happy doing homework on Sunday!!!!!!!! Muahahahahahaaa........................ Peace!!!

FTWD or SAHD

I’ve been tagged by Sasha!!! 7 early 8 early logged in, and found out that I’ve been tagged! Never thought of being tagged at this stage cause I’m still new in blogsphere. Anyway, the discussions Sasha had throw to me is on FTWM or SAHM, which I found it to be quite an interesting topic to talk about. So, lets try it on a father / daddy ok? I prefer to be a SAHD in this situation. My reasons / point of view for this preferred choice is ………………………………… :

1) I want to spent most of my time with my lovessss one. ( my lovely “ lou poh “ and my 2 adorable cute little daughter. )

2) I love to travel, which I’ve in my mind to travel around the world with them. ( “lou poh and daughters lah” )

3) I’m LAZY to fry big wok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I’ve answered your tag Sasha. ;) By the way, to live life to the fullest, you need the help from our Big Brother ( $$$ ) right? ( correct me if I’m wrong ) So mia have to work loh, no work no money loh. Life is lidat wan loh. Haiya what to do right, unless………

Have a nice day everybody!!!