Thursday, 19 June 2008

Thoughts in my mind...

Fallen down flat on the ground...
With your face sticking on the floor...
To get back on your feet...
Standing firmer and stronger than before...

When you are healhty, wealthy and happy...
You will be enjoying all the while...
But have you thought of the other side of the picture...
When you are facing all kind of difficulties...

We all are human...
We tend to make mistakes...
We tend to forget the hard time when we are in a good time...
We will never remember how painful the pain is...

As time goes by...
From worst to bad...
From bad to good...
From good to the best time you will ever have...

Always do remember...
How much sacrifices that you have done...
How much pain that you have to endour...
That you have gone through to be who you are today...

No matter how good or how bad the time is...
Always remember to be who you are...
Never ever left anyone out behind...
To walk the journey all alone...

Always do remember...
The love ones that standing by yourside...
Never ever neglect them...
Cause you don't want to regret of what you have done...

May we go through all the hard time...
In peace we pray...
In harmony we look for...
In LOVE we believe in..................

Monday, 9 June 2008

Rebrand and Recap!!!

Yeah I know I know, I've not been updating regularly... Very lazy lah, with the "NO TIME" words written down nicely on my forehead... Can you imagine that until the extent want to go and "pangsai" also have to look at the watch!!! Just like you have the timetable when only you can do this and do that... DUH!!! Is it really that hard to live a life nowadays??? Basket!!!

I also know you all must be very "TULAN" to come back here to see no update... Very sorry for that... Well, I'm trying to be a good boy now, to update as much as possible, ok??? ;)

Been so many things happen lately for the past few months... Post erection fever still around, not enough with that, fuel price keep on going up, now come the news that essentialls goods will be going up to as high as 10%!!! Can you imagine that, 10%!!! If my pocket can grow extra 10% thick so nice leh hoh... Instead of growing thicker, its going the other way round!!! Global market swing like mad, today up 100 poins, tomorrow down 300 points. Where got meaning wan!!! If continue like this, I think I have to go and stand at the petrol kiosk or maybe some backlane of shophouses!!! TIU!!!

Not enough with this, on the past weekend, my wifey and I went to do some grocery shopping... Manage to get most of the item that we are looking for... But to our surprise, when we stop by at the infant milk counter, just to check out the price of the formula that both of our angel is taking... and guess what... the price went up AGAIN!!! Haiyoyo!!! like this how to make more babies??? Sure koyak wan like this... My eldest daughter is 2 1/2 now, I can still remember when I went to buy the very first can of this formula 2 and 1/2 years back, it just cost RM29.90. And try to guess what is the price now??? Let me telciu lah... its cost RM53.90!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine it??? It is almost 100% increament!!! And than my wife look at me and said.........

"If your pay increased by almost 100% in just 2 1/2 year time so good leh hoh..."

Seriously, with this kinda situation, we are going nowhere...

HAHAHA.........!!!!!!!!!
WHERE YOU WANT TO RUN!!!
WHERE YOU WANT TO HIDE!!!
NO MATTER HOW FAST YOU RUN, YOU WILL STILL COME BACK TO ME WANT!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA.........!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, 5 June 2008

Formula to go "Hor Seh"!!!

1 car's fuel tank capacity : 60 liters...

Price need to pay at the pump @ RM 1.62 for full tank : RM97.20

Price need to pay at the pump @ RM 1.92 for full tank : RM115.20

Price need to pay at the pump @ RM 2.70 for full tank : 162.00

1 full tank last for 6 days.........

1 month 30 days.........

That means RM 162 times with 5 full tank for a month : RM 810 per month only for petrol!!!!!!!!!

Now new subsidies of RM625 per vehicle per year for 2000cc and below.........

Price to pay before price increase is RM 115.20 per full tank times with 5 equalls to RM 576 per month.........

And now the new fuel price per month is RM 810.........

That means RM 810 minus RM 576 equalls to RM234 additional per month.........

Which means 1 year total up to RM 234 times with 12 months equalls to RM 2808.........

Which means that RM 625 can cover what leh??? Compare to the extra money you need to pay in the new fuel prices?????????

Wuah!!!!!!!!!

Lidat sure "hor seh" liao!!!!!!!!

You say lah, like this "hor seh" or not!!!!!!!!!

Monday, 2 June 2008

To marry or not to marry???

Let us read through this and think about it... ;)



Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : "Nothing."
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiry date."


Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife : "Yes or no."


Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and
the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be
greater than this one?"


Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries
or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."


Son: "Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my
seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap."


A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"


Girl to her boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever..."
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."


A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy
body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"


WAKAKAKAKAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

So do you wanna get married now??? ;)

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Lucky charm...

What does all these images below means to you?????????







Do you believe in this??? Well, I do.........

Tuesday, 13 May 2008

Its been a while.........

Wuah!!! Its been a while since the last time I updated my blog... Seriously, all the lazy worms is crawling all over my bones... Damn it, damn 9 haevy bone!!! But nevermind, since I'm lacking of time to do any proper post, at least there are still some update right...

Here is some funny hokkien video clip I found... Damn 9 hilarious...








;)

Monday, 28 April 2008

Sunset at the Indian Pacific Ocean







How nice if everyday you can have all these kind of lovely scenary surrounding you and your loves ones................. ;)



Monday, 21 April 2008

Short breakaway...

Look very tempting??? Peaceful??? Relaxing???

Sun, Sea and Sand.........

Bright and clear water all around you... Lots and lots and lots of coconut trees... Breezes from the oceans......... Ahh........ smell of the sea water.........

Island hopping, speed boats and lots and lots and lots of sands........

LANGKAWI!!! HERE I COME!!!


P.S. and lots of booze, ciggy and chocolates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dun tell my wife about it ok... ;)


Friday, 18 April 2008

Ang Ku Kuih...

I was still in the bed... My nose senses some very sweet smell coming from the kitchen. Look at the watch, showing its 9am. Can hear my two lil princess making lots of noise from the hall. Feeling lazy to get up, since today is my offday, I tried to smell even harder and guessing what kinda smell is it...

As time goes by, the smell is getting stronger and stronger, and I still trying very hard to guess what smell is it...

Arghhhhhhh.......... can't stand it anymore!!! The longer I'm trying to guess, the hungrier I'm getting... So off the bed and straight to the kitchen... And guess what my wifey is doing.........


ANG KUIH!!!!!!!!! Yellow colour ang kuih!!!

How is it going to get out from the mole???


Ahh...... there that fellow came out from the mole edi... ;)


See, nice or not???


Than must put the banana leave also wan.........


Than off to the tray and than to the steamer and wohooooo!!! Can makan edi!!!